Monday, June 30, 2008

A man drives to a gas station... get his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.

He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins?"

The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next week the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."


paul said...

HEY! I told you that joke forever ago! Joke stealer!

Razzleberry said...

So, I went to the gas station and asked the attendant for $5 worth of gas.

He farted and handed me a receipt.


Cerra Hawkins said...

Bullshit Paul! Don't be trying to steal my thunda. And even if you aren't totally lying, I wasn't listening to you when you told it to me, so it doesn't count. :-P

Mom, you can get a gallon of gas for under $5 still in most parts of the nation. You mean to tell me that that guy farted over a gallon of gas. That's just not believable. And I am not sure how you would measure a fart in gallons either... Let's take this one back to the drawing board... hee hee

Razzleberry said...

If you don't think a person can fart a gallon - you haven't met Clyde.